If you give a girl a goat…..

….she is going to need a milking stand. ($300) She will discover this the first night the goat is home, when it takes every man, woman, and child on the premises to convince the goat that milking on the ground is permissible.  The goat will remain unconvinced. You will hustle to jimmy-rig a stand.  You will gratefully purchase the real McCoy asap.

She will insist that the $14 stainless steel milk strainer is a luxury item and will attempt to do without for many months. She will try to fit her milk filters ($5 per 200) into her Tupperware funnel. Have mercy upon her. She will thank you profusely when she finds out how fast that part of the process goes with the right tools…..particularly if her funnel melts in the dishwasher.

She will need some glass canning jars ($2/piece) and reusable lids ($.50 ea) to store all that wonderful milk.  These will bring much satisfaction as she lines the fridge with them reminding all what a cool thing that goat really is.

She will want to order some minerals ($36) and wormer ($10-$20) right away after hearing the dire things that can beset her goat without them. While she is at it she will add the hoof trimmer kit to her order.  Those feet will be growing way faster than expected. She will likely order the $36 kit, but she will learn that you usually only use the $20 trimmer itself.  This is due in part to the fact that the goat will rarely stand still for this whole procedure. 

She is going to try to use whatever plastic buckets are on hand but do her a favor and invest in the heavy rubber ones ($14-40) from the feed store – especially if you live where it freezes in the winter.  While you are at it get her a heat lamp to hang over said bucket.  Again, she will thank you.

A digital thermometer ($8) will be invaluable in determining whether her goat is truly ill or not.  Even more invaluable will be your help in holding the goat while she inserts it. : o

If you give a girl a goat, you will want to be sure your fences are installed and sturdy.  Especially if she decides to buy a Nubian at some point.  Or if either of you are attached to your landscaping….    Enough said.

Lots of hay and goat chow go without saying.  A bale of alfalfa runs about $6 in the West.  The feed about $11/bag.  Her goat will go through about one of each every week.  This will be amazing at first.  You will become desensitized before long, so don’t panic.

Eventually she will want to take her goat to visit a buck.  She will be sure that transporting the goat in your 15 passenger van is an acceptable option. She will be wrong. This will become abundantly clear on the return trip when she will have to have the heat blasting and all the windows open to help cut the horrific smell the goat will be emitting after this visit.  You may well find yourself scouring the classified ads for a cheap horse trailer. (after you scour the van) You may wonder if you are really ever going to see a profit from this whole venture at this point.  Try not to think about this.  Why?

Because if you give a girl a goat she will work like a dog twice a day, 24/7, in all seasons.  She will never again sleep in. Your  breakfast will always be ready <g>   and there will never be an empty milk carton in your home again.  She will come to love the silly animal and embrace the routine.  Your children will become unbelievably attached to the time spent sitting on an upturned bucket telling their innermost secrets while she milks.  She wont be running around as much because she has to be home at those set times to do it.  This means the house will be cleaner.  (ok that last part is hypothetical……) You will both appreciate the improved health and the independence.

She will never regret a bit of it.  You will be her hero : )

This is for you, Laura, and I hope it helps you decide what to do.  This would outline the basic start up costs minus your shelter of course.  LOTS of work.  Lots of rewards.  Thanks for coming to see us yesterday! 

‘Til the Cows Go Home

You never know what the day will bring out here. I was in the kitchen last night when the kids came in tumbling over each other proclaiming that a cow was in our pasture.  Sure enough, a steer had crossed the road and was walking through our pasture. Allen was out watching him and trying to spy the neighbors’ pastures to see if he *matched* any of theirs. Before we could close our gate on him the steer broke through the back fence of the pasture and marched on westward.  We hopped in the truck and met our neighbor on the road.  Apparently he had just leased some space to another rancher and a couple of the steers had challenged the fence already. He was on the hunt for another so we tracked this one as far as we could.  Dark arrived before the owners however. The neighbor called it a night and so did we. It’s anyone’s guess how far the critter got by morning. : /  Such is life on the range.  Think we are stickin’ to goats! That was one BIIIIIG cow.

And fwiw girls – here is the new hair pic.  Yes, shockingly short.  Note to self, never go to a stylist so new she has to pencil her name on the business card LOLOL!  Ah well, cheap self that I am IKim_hair  will be able to get some serious mileage out of this before it needs cutting again. <g>  Be kind!  I can’t un-do this.

Baby games

March_06_026_2Just a couple more games for little people.  Nienhuis Catalog and other Montessori providers offer several wooden box toys to the tune of $30 or more.  The concept seemed easy enough to replicate with what we had in hand.  The first toy we made for Brendan was from an oatmeal box.  I cut a circle in the lid big enough for ping pong balls to fit through.  Then I made a keyhole at the base for him to reach into to retrieve the balls.  BIG hit. : )   

Straw_gameThe next was a raisin box with a hole punched at the top just wide enough for plastic straws to slide into.  This silly game was also a favorite at the co-op. 

What the Preschoolers Have Been Up To

I have been teaching a preschool class in our homeschool co-op since January.  It has been an interesting experience for all of us.  Our kids loved the interaction.  The facility was nice and large enough for all of us super-sized families to gather comfortably.  This alone meant we saw more of our friends than we usually do.

100_1222_1This was my first attempt to translate the Montessori activities I have been using at home for the past nearly two decades (ouch – that makes me sound WAY too old lol!) into the classroom.  The birdseye view of Montessori in action in a group setting was priceless.  It really does work! I have been very encouraged to see children with such a range of ages and personalities work together peacefully and orderly. Mostly <g> 

100_1223_2Here are some pics of yesterday’s work. We found the patterned plastic eggs at the dollar store and the egg tray at Walmart in the Easter section.  They paired the eggs with the same patterns and placed them on the tray. This work was meant for the very littlest ones but surprisingly the older kids always take a turn with it. I also used the egg tray with pony beads for sorting by color.  Tweezers kick it up a notch.  Some of the children were not able to manipulate with the tweezers but those who did were very pleased with themselves.

The other game is based on an idea I saw in the Toys For Life catalog. We made pentagons and placed a geometric solid image on each.  Then I had some pictures from an old math workbook of items that fell into those shape categories – cylinders, cubes, sph100_1221_2eres etc. I copied those and laminated them.  They sorted the images by shape around the proper pentagon. Easy to make!  Tricky to play, said my four year old on his first try. If you own the wooden geometric solids ala Montessori you could place one of them on each card instead as a variation.

100_1219_1Will we do it again?  I am not sure.  While we loved the interaction we certainly picked up our share of *bugs* this year.  We have never done a church nursery type of thing before and my presence couldn’t prevent the baby from the germs inherent in the setting.  He spent a wknd in the hospital in Jan with RSV and we had a bout with what I suspect may have been rotavirus later in the session. In my heart I believe nursing babies and their mamas ought to be mostly at home – resting, playing, working together and bonding.

Keep checking back and I will keep posting the activities when I get snippets of time here.

Altered Planner

I had big plans to make my own planner after seeing the ones on Two Peas last winter.  Time and energy escaped me after the holidays, however, so I settled for altering a premade purse-planner.  I suppose I should add here that it was the collective opinion of those who live with me that it was a REALLY good idea to have all my stuff attached to me lol!  Short of a planner tattooed to the back of my hand this was a good option. My problem with this good option was that premade planners are so darn corporate and impersonal looking. If it’s not pretty I tend to just not look at it. (Don’t even get me started on running families like corporation….) 100_1161_1 100_1162  Hence the alteration.

Altering was a snap.  I removed the divider pages and made small collages with my scrapbooking scraps.  Then I hole-punched them and replaced in the planner.  They are pretty now <g>.  Unfortunately the stock filler pages aren’t so next yr I may take the plunge and do the whole she-bang.

Seeing Double

Notice anything new about this picture? ; D   
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We were so wiped out after mass today after the long weekend and night checks last night on the bucks.  Allen and I napped late this afternoon and at 5 I walked out to see the buck kids.  Allen had said look, the girls let the kids out to play.  I thought that was weird because we planned to keep them in the kidding pen for a few days.  I went to ck and saw no girls.  Was trying to get the kids to nurse and thinking how dirty they got and why did anyone let them outside anyway.  Then Allen yells from the fence "That’s OPAL not Sapphire!"  Sure enough.  She kidded some time this afternoon with no fanfare or assistance.  All is well. We have two new does from her – Pearl and Amethyst.

They’re here!

M_and_bucks_1 Long night and day and night but we have two healthy bucks born to Sapphire tonight!  She started labor in the night last night. Fiddled around most of the day then picked up before dinner.  We went in to eat figuring it would be awhile yet but no!  When we went back to check one was presenting and was born with dh before I got there.  The next one took awhile.  Allen had just gloved up and went to investigate when two little hoofs peeked out followed by a nose – just what you want to see right then!  He helped pull that one since Sapphire was getting tired and shoot, it didn’t sound or look like a ride in the park. ; o 
Both are doing well and Sapphire is eating like a horse.  We set them up for the night and are hitting the sack ourselves. Attaching some pics of Moira (her goat) and Allen and the bucks.  Also couldn’t resist the shot of Kieran.  We told him to stay out of the way and be reeeeally quiet.  Turned around and there he was in the feeder lol!