

Our holiday hire in the Lake District was an old converted brewery. What it lacked in interior design – it was a mish mash of 70's era patterned carpeting, ultra plush velour upholstery, and lots and lots of wallpaper which happened a good decade later – it more than made up for in location. There was us and the owners who lived in the tower side of the building. And the sheep. Perfect. : )


We had full days of sightseeing and hiking but evenings were spent on the farm, eating the food we brought from town out on the lawn while the littles put on impromptu shows on the low garden wall. When it got too dark to play outside and the cool ocean breezes blew in, we started a fire inside. The children fell asleep there and were carried up to bed. Early mornings I scoured the shelf of old Reader's Digest Condensed books, reading in the kitchen til they stumbled down one by one.


The guest book yielded some really funny entries. I copied down this one:
"5 hrs from the City of Smoke
is a wonderful place full of very nice folk
As we weaved down the lanes, surrounded by sheep,
The hills on both sides were snow capped and steep.
We stopped off in Tesco to stock up on wine,
And what joy! The chablis was £5.99!
To the brewery we headed, our holiday hire,
With horses and donkey, and a nice roaring fire.
We climbed hills and waterfalls, we were living the dream
'till the kids slipped while jumping and fell in the stream.
3 loads of washing was just the thing.
So we headed to Piel Island to meet the King.
The wind was too strong. There were no ferries at the pier.
So we tried plan B and went to Lake Windemere.
We were hoping to get there in time for lunch.
But the car hit a pothole and the wheel went crunch.
4 hrs were spent at the side of the lake
with the car jacked up oh for goodness sake!
The man at the garage said the bill would be whopping.
There was only one thing to do, go souvenir shopping.
We stocked up on mint cake 'til the hire car was ready
then to Millom we drove, but taking it steady.
Our last night was quiet compared to the rest.
But as holidays go, this was one of the best."
Our stay was mercifully free of mishaps, but I totally concur with the last sentiment. As holidays go, this was one of the best.
